500 Words Per Day: Day 9

1.19.15

Day 9

A lot of times I delete the LARGE BLOCK BOLDED HEADER because it scares me and makes me feel like we aren’t friends.

But maybe if I start putting it in randomly it won’t be as intrusive.

Is that sexual harassment?

Let’s start over.

Been writing 500 words per day for 8 days now. I don’t know why I don’t share these things with you guys, like in advance, but I don’t have time to think things through and as soon as I make it a thing, well then who the hell wants to do that stupid thing anymore?!

But I’m into this. 500 words per day and I have to publish on my blog and on FB everyday. At first, it’s a lot of pressure to come up with something charming and clever but after a few days it’s more like, “Oh you don’t like this? Come at me, bro.” Because there’s a certain level of IDGAF attitude that comes along with doing something repeatedly.

I really pride myself on being able to figure out acrynms but I’ll be honest a lot of times I just have to Google them. Like smh, I never could get that one. Turns out that’s just because it was really stupid! *shaking my head* – but I’m not though. I never shake my head at the computer. You wanna know the greatest acronym ever invented for text speak? LOL. Because it rules and I love laughing out loud and people should know it. LMAO was a bit of a stretch for me because I don’t want anyone to think they’re that funny.

But LOL has become lazy. Even if I do a half lip snarl I type LOL. Now I have to say “laughing” when I’m actually laughing. You can’t trust anyone online.

If you haven’t figured it out yet, which I don’t know how you would have, I’m trying to make this email 500 words long so I don’t have to type another, completely original essay. While I’m passionate about the arts and all that I’m really more excited about laziness.

Can I get a word count!? (imagine reading that like the rap song, “Can I get a what what?!)

365. Shit.

Alright guys, the rest will be over on the blog.

Here’s a recap of week 1 on the website – WEEK 1 LINK.

If you decide to fire up a little writing challenge on your own let me know, but not for at least a week because I don’t want to hear a peep from you until you’ve learned something.

Adios compadres.

Wait, it’s still only 432 words.

Notable facts:

-I enjoy walking around any house or apartment or hotel room naked.

-I don’t like the smell of fish. At all.

-My middle name is Michael.

-I started running away from home at age 2.

-I can’t remember anything.

-I can’t remember anything.

-I didn’t used to like sweets and now I like warm chocolate brownies with vanilla ice cream.

-If I had my choice I would eat steak medium-well but it makes me seem like a flatlander so I go for medium and occasionally even eat beef tar tar.

531. Done. Goodnight.

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