How many days has it been? I’ll check the calendar. I would ask Alexa but Amazon hasn’t fully integrated her with my Google calendar yet. Some people are afraid of robots. I cannot wait. Cook for me, clean, drive my car, open my mail, read my emails, absolutely. I’ll be watching the sunset and camping …
I keep recounting the entries on my blog hoping today turned out to be 30. But somehow it’s 29. Wtf you guys? I want it to be 30 so badly. I’m tired of having to do this every day. I’ll be honest, it’s not that big of a deal. It takes me 8 minutes to …
alright peckers. at some point you’ve been in a relationship for so long you’re just praying your partner gets hit by a bus. we’ve arrived at that moment. not sure how many days we have left, i’ll have to ask a person i now trust more than most even though i don’t officially officially know …
*photo from wired.com Perhaps past generations will read this and find me nothing but spoiled and asshole-ish. The conversation I have been having most often with my friends focuses on another doozy – why do we get sick of everything? It’s become an art form – The Art of Quitting at Everything. I’ve wondered forever …
How many times? I really just want to know one thing: If I know what it takes to make myself happy and feel accomplished, why do I try to talk myself out of it every day? I talked to my brother this morning. We are different in so many ways but at the core we …
I have a thing for efficiency. I trained myself to sleep without moving so it takes less time to make the bed in the morning. I warm the tea while I pull the oil. I do my Spanish lesson while I stretch. I have 2 computers going at once; one for work and one for …
Trying to pay attention to the rest of his story about bass fishing but I see them in the background breaking down the buffet line and they are two trays away from the cookies. After delivering an inspirational piece there’s nothing quite like a conversation from reality: “You should move to Cali, you look like …
Mad Men finished last month. One of the greatest written television shows in history. He was always talking about moving forward, the universe being indifferent. I have the sense that I should write something nice or funny after yesterday’s angry rage post. But a part of this experiment for me, since I don’t have any …
The thumbnail is the worst. Pinky, ring, and middle go down without a fight. Five successive bites and a quick grind file. Index often leaves a hanger but thumb is just a thick bitch. Thoughts of the Early Morning (When You Have to Work). That is a radio show I would listen to. “We’ve got …
I’ve got 20 minutes until Le Uber picks me up and takes me to the airport. It seems I am always going to Texas. All these trips and I’ve still never been to Austin. 20 minutes is a significant amount of time. The way I spend my time is also significant. Last night, my friend …
