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500 Words A Day Moving Forward

Moving Forward

Mad Men finished last month. One of the greatest written television shows in history. He was always talking about moving forward, the universe being indifferent. I have the sense that I should write something nice or funny after yesterday’s angry rage post. But a part of this experiment for me, since I don’t have any …

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500 Words A Day Morning Talk Show

Morning Talk Show

The thumbnail is the worst. Pinky, ring, and middle go down without a fight. Five successive bites and a quick grind file. Index often leaves a hanger but thumb is just a thick bitch. Thoughts of the Early Morning (When You Have to Work). That is a radio show I would listen to. “We’ve got …

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500 Words A Day My Best Arrest

My Best Arrest

Thanks Cass for the prompt. I don’t drink anymore. Stories like this are part of the reason. 19 years old, junior at Western Michigan University. Dating Nicole S., Italian super babe and the one responsible for my now life-long obsession with dancers due to their passion (sex). Partying with Southern Comfort 100 proof (SoCo) with …

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500 Words A Day Feedback & Fighting: 500 Words a Day – Day 19

Feedback & Fighting: 500 Words a Day – Day 19

And I bite my tongue. Someone does some really stupid shit and it affects me and everyone around and we all stand there not saying anything. I think because we don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings or make anyone uncomfortable. A telemarketer texts my number somehow and says “80% of biz is searched online. Want …

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500 Words A Day A Trip to Legoland: 500 Words a Day – Day 15

A Trip to Legoland: 500 Words a Day – Day 15

*image from youtube. found searching “indian kids on airplanes” and when that turned up nothing I went to “indian kid talks to me” and found this ^* – The thing we are waiting for, is it good? I don’t have anything to talk about at the moment. My mind is still somewhere over the Pacific. …

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500 Words A Day Ernie, The Hernia

Ernie, The Hernia

We have created a group out of a series of individuals loosely connected on a strand of rope neither real nor fake. Reading the articles objectively it is easy to see our desire to connect. Looking at it esoterically, we can create any experience we want at any moment with any set of people. The …

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500 Words A Day Malaysian Tape: 500 Words a Day – Day 12

Malaysian Tape: 500 Words a Day – Day 12

You never know what you’re going to get in a foreign country. Not like how people are going to act or what temperature it’s going to be, because you can research those things to a near comfortable accuracy, more like tape. You’d think all things sticky were universal, that Post It had market share all …

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