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I know what you’re thinking, this is the cutest logo you’ve ever seen. But don’t underestimate this kale. Although he is packed with tons of vitamins and minerals, he will fuck you up.

“Be a contradiction“

Not as in “be an asshole” or “try to be different” but more in the sense that we are always contradicting ourselves because it’s impossible not to, so, you know, who fucking cares? Embrace it.

I really love being healthy. The first time I read a book on astrology it said that Virgos were obsessed with health and purity, along with being perverted, neurotic bitches (paraphrased). In a perfect world I wouldn’t put a single toxin in my body ever, because I hate them and want to kill them all. At the same time I get urges to pick up a bottle of whiskey and pound it before smashing it over my head and flipping cars along the side of the road.

My desire to be pure, as well as my desire to completely obliterate myself, are both real to me. I don’t know which one it’s going to be when I wake up so I try not to limit myself when it comes to making decisions.

#beacontradiction

#HULKSMASH – no time for lowercase when dealing with the Hulk.

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