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May 2015 - kale & cigarettes
500 Words A Day Malaysian Tape: 500 Words a Day – Day 12

Malaysian Tape: 500 Words a Day – Day 12

You never know what you’re going to get in a foreign country. Not like how people are going to act or what temperature it’s going to be, because you can research those things to a near comfortable accuracy, more like tape. You’d think all things sticky were universal, that Post It had market share all …

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500 Words A Day Skinny-Fat: 500 Words a Day – Day 10

Skinny-Fat: 500 Words a Day – Day 10

You can’t really talk about the things you learn through living in other cultures to people that haven’t lived in other cultures. You just sound like a douche. And you don’t really need to talk about them with people that have done the same because it’s not cool to do so because it’s cooler if …

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500 Words A Day My Friend Thule: 500 Words a Day – Day 9

My Friend Thule: 500 Words a Day – Day 9

Day 9 I have a new backpack. It’s a Thule. If you’re a close friend of mine you’ve heard about it, a lot. “This bag is the President,” were my first words after picking it up. “Check out my bag, it’s perfectly designed.” I show people, like I work at a tradeshow, all the features …

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500 Words A Day Hookers: 500 Words a Day – Day 8

Hookers: 500 Words a Day – Day 8

The Ocho. Kate don’t read this, it will be highly inappropriate. (little sister) I’ve always liked the number eight. It’s validating. Because it’s infinite and I liked it even before I knew it was a top of the heap number in numerology and Chinese people and all the other good omens. Unlike blue-green algae, which …

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blog 120 Days of Stillness: Meditation Journal

120 Days of Stillness: Meditation Journal

Everything is changing every day and I don’t know the best strategy for dealing with all of it. If I could take one thing away from where I am today it’s that the brief moment of sensationally perceiving myself and the environments around me before I go into the analytical are always true. Whether they …

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500 Words A Day What is the Thing?: 500 Word a Day – Day 6

What is the Thing?: 500 Word a Day – Day 6

I’m heading out to Hong Kong and Malaysia tomorrow morning, which might sound exotic and enviable but I’ve been doing this flight every 45 days for the last 18 months so it’s in the habit phase (who gives a shit). I stay engaged by figuring out ways to pack more efficiently and to have snacks …

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500 Words A Day Day 5: 500 Words a Day

Day 5: 500 Words a Day

she came down last weekend because she said she had a gift for me. we spent a weekend together like you couldn’t imagine – walking, biking, scooter, sunsets, sex, movies, food, juice, and talking at a relatively deep manner for her. and she was going to come down again this weekend. the other night on …

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500 Words A Day Five Eleven and Three Quarters: 500 Words a Day – Day 4

Five Eleven and Three Quarters: 500 Words a Day – Day 4

Sometimes I say the word cunt when I’m alone. I’ll look in the mirror and point at myself with scrunched eye sockets and lockjaw and say, “Shut up, cunt.” Then I laugh outloud and go to the bathroom. I bought an inversion swing. Well, rather, I purchased the materials necessary to make my own because …

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