Trying to pay attention to the rest of his story about bass fishing but I see them in the background breaking down the buffet line and they are two trays away from the cookies. After delivering an inspirational piece there’s nothing quite like a conversation from reality: “You should move to Cali, you look like …
The thumbnail is the worst. Pinky, ring, and middle go down without a fight. Five successive bites and a quick grind file. Index often leaves a hanger but thumb is just a thick bitch. Thoughts of the Early Morning (When You Have to Work). That is a radio show I would listen to. “We’ve got …
Thanks Cass for the prompt. I don’t drink anymore. Stories like this are part of the reason. 19 years old, junior at Western Michigan University. Dating Nicole S., Italian super babe and the one responsible for my now life-long obsession with dancers due to their passion (sex). Partying with Southern Comfort 100 proof (SoCo) with …
And I bite my tongue. Someone does some really stupid shit and it affects me and everyone around and we all stand there not saying anything. I think because we don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings or make anyone uncomfortable. A telemarketer texts my number somehow and says “80% of biz is searched online. Want …
How are some of you on day 19 already? I’m calling the authorities. I was having a lonely sadfest last night and then passed out. I woke up in the morning and couldn’t remember where I was. When I wake up I have to talk myself into the days before being real, doesn’t matter if …
I’ve figured it out – life. And now that I know I find it not that exciting. In other words, I’m in search of new problems. I have good thoughts throughout the day and I try to remember them for the blog later but I never can. Same as a good thought before bed. We …
*image from youtube. found searching “indian kids on airplanes” and when that turned up nothing I went to “indian kid talks to me” and found this ^* – The thing we are waiting for, is it good? I don’t have anything to talk about at the moment. My mind is still somewhere over the Pacific. …
We have created a group out of a series of individuals loosely connected on a strand of rope neither real nor fake. Reading the articles objectively it is easy to see our desire to connect. Looking at it esoterically, we can create any experience we want at any moment with any set of people. The …
You never know what you’re going to get in a foreign country. Not like how people are going to act or what temperature it’s going to be, because you can research those things to a near comfortable accuracy, more like tape. You’d think all things sticky were universal, that Post It had market share all …
Sometimes I say the word cunt when I’m alone. I’ll look in the mirror and point at myself with scrunched eye sockets and lockjaw and say, “Shut up, cunt.” Then I laugh outloud and go to the bathroom. I bought an inversion swing. Well, rather, I purchased the materials necessary to make my own because …
