500 Words A Day Five Eleven and Three Quarters: 500 Words a Day – Day 4

Five Eleven and Three Quarters: 500 Words a Day – Day 4

Sometimes I say the word cunt when I’m alone. I’ll look in the mirror and point at myself with scrunched eye sockets and lockjaw and say, “Shut up, cunt.” Then I laugh outloud and go to the bathroom. I bought an inversion swing. Well, rather, I purchased the materials necessary to make my own because …

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500 Words A Day Life As A Minority: 500 Words a Day – Day 3

Life As A Minority: 500 Words a Day – Day 3

Not sure if you guys heard, but I’m a minority. When I ordered a DNA kit from 23andme.com last year I was hoping to dig up the usual information – family affairs, adoptions, the mailman was my father, and finally proving my sense of inner blackness with a 3% stake in African ethnicity. But none …

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500 Words A Day It’s Just Us: 500 Words a Day – Day 2

It’s Just Us: 500 Words a Day – Day 2

It’s Just Us by Kirk Hensler from kale & cigarettes on Vimeo. *Above is video with narration *Below is script from above narration.   There is no god. There are no angels. There are no spirits guiding us. The vastness that we feel, the infinite universe we believe in, is nothing but an emergency net …

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500 Words A Day Dad Dick: 500 Words a Day – Day 1

Dad Dick: 500 Words a Day – Day 1

*photo by Bundaberg Ginger Beer on Youtube “That’s because he has dad dick,” a friend of mine said the other night. I was in Detroit last week visiting my family. For no reason. Which is new. Because often it has been in exchange for computers or camera lenses or power tools. This time it was …

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