500 Words A Day A Trip to Legoland: 500 Words a Day – Day 15

A Trip to Legoland: 500 Words a Day – Day 15

*image from youtube. found searching “indian kids on airplanes” and when that turned up nothing I went to “indian kid talks to me” and found this ^* – The thing we are waiting for, is it good? I don’t have anything to talk about at the moment. My mind is still somewhere over the Pacific. …

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500 Words A Day Ernie, The Hernia

Ernie, The Hernia

We have created a group out of a series of individuals loosely connected on a strand of rope neither real nor fake. Reading the articles objectively it is easy to see our desire to connect. Looking at it esoterically, we can create any experience we want at any moment with any set of people. The …

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500 Words A Day 24 Hours Watching Through The Window: 500 Words a Day – Day 13

24 Hours Watching Through The Window: 500 Words a Day – Day 13

I don’t know if I was actually born an introvert or just learned to become one to protect myself from all the meaningless conversations people were having. Wherever the truth comes from, it never goes out of style. This prompt “What someone would see if they looked through your window for 24 hours” is a …

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500 Words A Day Malaysian Tape: 500 Words a Day – Day 12

Malaysian Tape: 500 Words a Day – Day 12

You never know what you’re going to get in a foreign country. Not like how people are going to act or what temperature it’s going to be, because you can research those things to a near comfortable accuracy, more like tape. You’d think all things sticky were universal, that Post It had market share all …

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500 Words A Day Skinny-Fat: 500 Words a Day – Day 10

Skinny-Fat: 500 Words a Day – Day 10

You can’t really talk about the things you learn through living in other cultures to people that haven’t lived in other cultures. You just sound like a douche. And you don’t really need to talk about them with people that have done the same because it’s not cool to do so because it’s cooler if …

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500 Words A Day My Friend Thule: 500 Words a Day – Day 9

My Friend Thule: 500 Words a Day – Day 9

Day 9 I have a new backpack. It’s a Thule. If you’re a close friend of mine you’ve heard about it, a lot. “This bag is the President,” were my first words after picking it up. “Check out my bag, it’s perfectly designed.” I show people, like I work at a tradeshow, all the features …

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500 Words A Day Hookers: 500 Words a Day – Day 8

Hookers: 500 Words a Day – Day 8

The Ocho. Kate don’t read this, it will be highly inappropriate. (little sister) I’ve always liked the number eight. It’s validating. Because it’s infinite and I liked it even before I knew it was a top of the heap number in numerology and Chinese people and all the other good omens. Unlike blue-green algae, which …

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